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Crushed Ego Souffle First you'll need 1 8 oz. glass of vitamin enriched orange juice, to lubricate your throat and add energy to your brain. Then sprinkle 1 tsp. ground flax seed over your tongue for a completely new look and feel when arguing. You'll need 2 slime balls (generic), instead of just one, because in order to truly insult someone, you have to become slimier than they ever thought they could be. That way your insults will sting a great deal more and eventually paralyze your opponent. Now add 1 mountain of degrading insults withholding nothing, go below the belt and farther. The only detail that is extremely important to remember preparing to castrate someone is, your words may leave permanent scars for this person and you should decide completely whether or not you really detest this person enough to ruin their day, or week or even their life. If there is any question left in your mind as to your amount of love or hate, don't prepare this dish. You could end up running from bad karma all the rest of your days. This dish is served cold and keeps well in the freezer for future argumentative fun. 
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